Apocalypse

It was a bright summer evening
When the news broke on my Telly
That a giant 'roid named Mertha
Was bearing down upon me
They mentioned my address
It was so oddly specific
That it was landing on my house
And not somewhere in the Pacific

Mertha, Mertha 
Please don't hit
Mertha Mertha
Just miss Earth a bit
If you do
I'll change my ways
Become a saint
For all my days

There's a big rock named Mertha
About to land on top of me
It is a rock the size of Texas
It's the last thing I will see
My house is the epicentre
The target for that 'roid
Mertha wants to come to tea
I'm not paranoid
... It's an apocalypse!

Two days before the impact
I looked into the sky
It was a clear, sunny day
And I saw the rock up high
Getting bigger by the hour
It was drawn towards my pad
I got into my car
I knew that things were bad

I drove for twenty minutes
Then realised it was pointless
Mertha was my Destiny
To her I would confess

There's a big rock named Mertha
About to land on top of me
It is a rock the size of Texas
It's the last thing I will see
My house is the epicentre
The target for that 'roid
Mertha wants to come to tea
I'm not paranoid
... It's an apocalypse!

Two hours to impact
In my garden with a beer
I'm toasting giant Mertha
I've got nothing left to fear
The winds are picking up
It's dark and I can hear the roar
But I'm three sheets to the wind
And I'm puking on the floor

There's a big rock named Mertha
About to land on top of me
It is a rock the size of Texas
It's the last thing I will see
My house is the epicentre
The target for that 'roid
Mertha wants to come to tea
I'm not paranoid
... It's an apocalypse!

APOCALYPSE.....

APOC........... (boom)

GA Price