Auditionee

I auditioned for BGT
Played the banjo, ate a Mango
Whilst I discretly danced the Tango
And the judges all agree
The buzzer came a ringing
As I tried desperately some singing
And then Simon told me no
That it was time to go

But I wanted to keep going
And the talent kept a flowing
Even though the crowd were shouting
Off, off, off

I got talent! I got skill!
I'm gonna win this whole thing
Even if I can't sing
I'm the BGT king!

I warbled through some ditties
As I travelled to all the cities
Where auditions were being promoted
My many guises were not noted
As I tried a wheelie on the stage
And sawed somebody in a cage
But the buzzer blared so loudly
As I performed each act so proudly

And Simon says he's seen me before
Before showing me the door
I'm now banned from auditioning
But I really ain't listening

I got talent! I got skill!
I'm gonna win this whole thing
Even if I can't sing
I'm the BGT king!

Hello, what is your name?
Is it Steve or Dan or Dave?
Depending what I'm doing
There's an identity a brewing

I got talent! I got skill!
I'm gonna win this whole thing
Even if I can't sing
I'm the BGT king!

Erm, haven't we seen you before?
You can't audition in every city, mate.

Buzz

GA Price